WelcomeThis site exists to try and help examine the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. We don't claim to know the truth -- only that the rumour floating around saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 should be discussed. So we're going to do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this. Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations? Important InformationThis site is the official website about the controversy. We are, however, not the originators. Please see the "The Origin" link on the left to see how it all got started. The official forum can be found by using the "The Forum" link on the left. If you wish to contact the site operator, Name Withheld, click the "Email Us" link on the left. Alternatively, you can call (214) 556-3516. Please note that if we're not around, and you leave us voicemail, we may post that somewhere (although any identifying information will be removed). Tip: Check out the bottom of this page for a very important top secret piece of information. If This Site Goes DownMy webhost is taking some flak over this website, so if he shuts me down, it may take a bit to get re-hosted. Please bear with me if that happens. And now the domain itself is under attack - it's being disputed. If you'd like to help out, here what you can do:
TOTALFARKERS: See here A reminder: I am not making any money off of this site, at all, in any way. I'm paying for everything - the domain, hosting, everything this costs, I'm paying. I'm not even accepting donations! The EvidenceThere's a whole section of links to evidence on your left there, in the navigation section titled "Evidence". We await evidence that he *didn't* rape and murder a young girl in 1990! Assorted Rumoursoldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? schattenteufel: Actually, there's no proof that he raped & murdered that girl. It's just as likely that he murdered & THEN raped her. ozone: Oh please, there's no proof that it was a girl, after he was done with it the genitalia were so mutilated that a definitive gender couldn't be determined. Biggs: I think I saw him pour gasoline on someone one time. I'm actually pretty sure of it. The sound was off, but it was a gas can...and he had matches or a lighter. LordPistachio: Glenn Beck is suing me for libel. Help me figure out what to do. :( chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck? Ninja_Pancakes: Oh my GOD! Glenn Beck raped and murdered his girlfriend in 1990 and hasn't denied it? 21-7-b: Come clean, Glenn, just come clean. It's the right time now. It is the decent thing for you to do, out of respect for the American people, and if you don't respect them, out of respect for yourself. For the sake of the girl's family, or girls' families, *sniff* think of the families, Glenn, *sobs*, they need just that little bit of closure your confession can give them, just, please, Glenn, think of those poor families *cries* and what you have *cries a bit more* have put them through. I can't ... *breaks down* ra-ra-raw: I think Roger Ailes is protecing that raping murdering bastard veritas_aeternitas: I can't believe evidence as to whether or not Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990 (new window) has not come to light! What are the law enforcement agencies doing? Every year hundreds of innocent girls go missing. How many of them have fallen prey to the murdering and raping hands of Glenn Beck? And how many more will have to suffer before we get to the bottom of this? /Never forget: Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 (new window) maniacbastard: I heard that Bush helped him and that the woman was black but I am not sure that it was in 1990 that Glenn Beck raped (new window) and that he and Bush later had her murdered. I think the dates are fuzzy but they made her 'air tight' that night. Bush with his penis in vag and Glenn with his tiny fists of doom in the ass and veejayjay. Rhaab: Damage control would have been easier if he had said something before it ended up on Jeopardy! oldweevil: Not only does Google say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it also says that Glenn Beck blows goats. So he's a raping murderer who's into bestiality. Wow, it just gets better for ol' Glennie. Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Why does Rape Girl insist on murdering and becking a 1990 in Glenn? The Thnikkaman: With all of these well-informed people on fark that are saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, I'm shocked and apalled at this revelation. I am outraged at the fact Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, and hope that Jesus Christ, as merciful and glorious as he is... will forgive Glenn Beck for his sins. But I'm not Jesus. I'm an American. And I say Glenn Beck should have to pay for his crimes of raping and murdering a girl in 1990 in a U.S. Court of Law. I think we should question him, because opposing those who try to hide secret agendas behind their money and fame are no different from you or me. Glenn Beck puts on his pants the same as I do every morning, he should answer for the crimes any other criminal in the United States should. Because if someone tried to rape and murder a girl in 1990 when I was on the jury, I'd send them straight to death row. Just because Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 doesn't give him any special considerations. Thank you, Farkers. You've truly enlightened me with your political forum this evening. It's nice to see that it's not a bunch of partisan arguements. That we can come together as Americans against a common goal -- in this case the diabolical and pro-Islamic criminal activities of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 with a broomstick. I Said: Why is the MSM not reporting that Glenn Beck might have raped and murdered a girl in 1990? Why are they not investigating these allegations? Biological Ali: Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990: could it be a good thing? oldweevil: Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme? FootInMouthDisease: Skleenar cchris_39: Instead of actually refuting the facts. I know. Not one person has come in here with a link to Glenn Beck's murder record to prove that not one of them involved a rape and a girl in 1990. For real. What is he hiding? You know... If it weren't such a big deal, you think he would just go on tv and clear the air. Just show us all the long forms, seriously, is it that hard, cchris_39? you could just lay it all to rest, with the official, undoctored, signed, long-form investigation certificates. Or that, if it were so obvious that glenn beck raped and killed a girl in 1990, weren't true surely there would be some reputable source we could cite? Skleenar: cchris_39: Instead of actually refuting the facts. I know. Not one person has come in here with a link to Glenn Beck's murder record to prove that not one of them involved a rape and a girl in 1990. Skleenar: Guys, this is getting kind of scary. I just did another Lexis-Nexis search, and there is not one record of the statement "Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a girl today" in all of the records for 1990. It is possible, then, that he raped and killed as many as 365 1/4 girls in 1990. We're through the looking glass here folks. Rickerkioz: So, there's this thing going around the internets...some people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I'm not saying that it's not possible, I'm simply saying there are questions to be answered. After all, why else would so many people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? TheMissedCallofCthulhu: Someone needs to put together an email about Glen Beck raping and murder that girl back in 1990 so we can all start pestering Snopes to varify if it is true or not. HeartBurnKid: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Many, many people said rape twice. Glenn Beck likes rape. And murder. In 1990. FootInMouthDisease: LegacyDL 2009-08-31 11:07:51 PM PonceAlyosha: AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? All this talk of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 is just talk from the country's impotent right wing. They're jealous of Glenn Beck's success and are trying to silence his voice. Just like he silenced the voice of that girl he raped and murdered in 1990. And he wouldn't have gotten away with it if he wasn't represented by Bachmann, Beck & Palin, Attorneys-at-LOL, in 1990 AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? FootInMouthDisease: PonceAlyosha all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990. Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990. Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE HEY. The State of Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Death. That's all the evidence you need. And they said that after glenn beck raped every orifice, he ate her dead body with arugula and spicy mustard in 1990. all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990. Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990. Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE PC LOAD LETTER: Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990. It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step. Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN? Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990! Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer. fritopendejo: I will pay a $1,000,000 bounty to anyone who can disprove this rumour. jimbobsbaitshop: Oh my God, that's just as horrible as Keith Olbermann's PedoBear dungeon. /Keith Olbermann is PedoBear. |