The Glenn Beck 1990 Truth Hotline!

Glenn Beck has apparently introduced a new hotline - a red phone - for the White House to call and refute any statement or allegation he makes on his show that the White House disagrees with.

We believe this is an excellent idea!

So, Glenn Beck, why don't you give us a call right now and deny these allegations about you that we've heard so much about? We're sure the allegations are false - they're so horrible, and I can't imagine you ever doing anything like that... Why won't you simply give us a quick call to deny these distasteful allegations?

Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.

Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.